If this card is for a birthday then I can guarantee for once this forecast might be 100% correct. Makes a change!
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map. White and blue text above reads Today's forecast 99% chance of drunken twattedness.
Card dimensions: 126x178mm
Packed in a cellobag with envelope
Printed and Manufactured in the UK