I mean, you may not care about their Birthday, I mean they have one every year but you're still giving them a card so that's not completely forgetting them. Okay, the card is a bit dismissive but sometime those egos need deflating.
A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel. On which reads I don't care about your stupid birthday.
Card dimensions: 126x178mm
Packed in a cellobag with envelope
Printed and Manufactured in the UK
Standard letter post