Just because it's their birthday doesn't mean you have to be too excited about. Here's the obligatory birthday card, just make sure you don't get too excited by the occasion. It could get messy.
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit. Text on the card reads It's your birthday Excuse me while I just shit myself with excitement.
Card dimensions: 126x178mm
Packed in a cellobag with envelope
Printed and Manufactured in the UK